Funny stuff …
Posted on 01.17.07 by Mr. Majestic @ 3:01 pm

MAC vs. PC

Again, the folks at Apple (sans “Computer”) have created a series of commercials that are mostly funny, but often misleading and constantly snide. Everyone knows the Mac Guy by now.

A few years back druing their “switch” campaign, a number of great parodies were created, the most noteworthy of which was done by the guys at Red vs. Blue, I think it can still be viewed HERE.

Regarding this new series, I saw a hilarious set of parodies, done by the VH1 folks who create the show “Best Week Ever“. You can catch them HERE at YouTube.

Peace, out!


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TV 2.0174c beta …
Posted on 05.03.06 by Mr. Majestic @ 10:05 am

Okay, long-time since last post, but whatever.

I haven’t updated the planetscape on the IPTV revolution in a while, and things have been changing fast & furious.

Over the course of the past six months or so, the available offerings have ballooned considerably, and could very well be nearing a tipping point. When the “Big 3″ start to dip a toe in the water, one could argue it’s already happened. (One wonders what the iTunes Store folks think of this, since they have been *selling* the same episodes for a while …)

You have bona fide “new breed” services like Akimbo, now available as a software-only solution for your Media Center PC. There are 24/7 online “webcast” channels that qualify as “real” (compared to amateur vlogs, etc.) like ManiaTV. You have significant cable networks offering free, full-length programming from their web site like Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim Fix. Then there’s AOL’s In2TV site, where you can watch full-length ad-free episodes of classic TV-Land-esque offerings such as “Welcome Back, Kotter” and more recent programming such as “Pinky and the Brain.” All of this beside the rapidly-growing video-sharing sites like YouTube and Google Video.

For a long time, I have looked forward to the day when I could (with a straight face) say: “Who needs cable?”
It is starting to look like that day is almost here.
Really.

Last month, we started experimenting with the Vongo online service, from the folks who run the STARZ! movie channel on cable. In a nutshell, it is similar to NetFlix, with a few important differences.

On the plus side, it’s a download service, so there’s no mailing to mess around with, and no waiting. Also, you get a bonus of a free live-feed from the Starz! movie channel, so you’re getting a pay-cable benefit as well. Cost is very reasonable at $9.95 a month.

On the minus side, the library of titles is (at this point) small compared to the colossal selection at NetFlix. Vongo currently offers a rotating list of 1,000 titles. The list is a mixture of current hits, classics, and some dogs. There is plenty to watch, and titles rotate on (and off) the list every week. I haven’t yet figured out all of the nuances, but it seems like titles stay on the list a reasonable amount of time (at least a month or two) before disappearing, so you’ve got a reasonably long chance to view them. They do have some titles that are Pay-Per-View, at the typical $3.99 price point for 24-hours of viewing, but most of these show up on the “unlimited” viewing list after a while as well.

Certainly for titles you want to watch again and again for the rest of your life (your personal “Top 100″ or whatever), you’re going to want to own the DVD anyway (at least I do), so the fact that these titles eventually “disappear” is not an issue for me. For probably 8-out-of-10 films I watch, a single viewing is all I’ll ever need. I love the fact that we can get the movies (virtually) instantly, so whenever the kids want a Disney film or the wife & I want a movie, we can browse a generous listing and start viewing before the popcorn comes out of the microwave. (Typically the film is ready to watch in less than two minutes, and the entire thing has downloaded to your hard drive before you are fifteen minutes in.)

Titles are saved on your “Library” until they expire, so for any additional viewing (and if you have kids, you know that is a guarantee) there is no waiting at all. Picture quality is quite good. Easily as good as what you see on “digital cable” … about as good as a perfect-quality VHS tape. We watch full-screen on a standard-definition television (fed via the S-video out on the video card) and have been very impressed.

Between the movie selection (and convenience) of Vongo, the free classic TV available from AOL, and the new full-length offerings from places like ABC and Cartoon Network, we generally find more than we need to watch. Sure there are still some shows & cable networks (are you listening FoodTV ?) we would like to access, but at this rate, how long can it be before they jump on the gravy-train?

Companies like AT&T are launching full-blown IPTV services this year in select markets (coming soon to a metropolis near you) and when that happens we can all say – as our favorite Sith Lord – “The circle is complete. Now *I* am the master.”

It’s a good time!


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I’ll have your spam …
Posted on 02.09.06 by Mr. Majestic @ 12:54 pm

This is the surest sign “the sci-fi future has arrived” that I have seen in a long time.

Earlier this week, a Canadian institution known as The Sheridan College Intitute of Technology & Advanced Learning “went live” with a system that uses computer-composed *music* to monitor the status and diagnose the health of IT systems.

Called “ISIC” (short for “Information muSIC”), the idea is a simple one:

List the various data you want to monitor, assign those data to a musical instrument (or other parameter such as tempo or chord), and then let the computer translate what is happening int o music in real time. As an example, let’s say that incoming email is represented by a drum track, and that spam is represented by a violin. Overall volume of email traffic is represented by the tempo of the music. So, as you listen to the music, and you start hearing a frantic violin solo, you know that the servers are being buried in spam.

A description of the system specifics (which instruments, etc) is available here, but in case that site gets slashdotted, I have a nice little sample for you to hear. Yahoo news has picked up on the story, as well as our friends at Slashdot.

All I can think of is some 70′s cool science fiction film (think Logan’s Run) where a group of robe-wearing bald uber-scientists putter about in a blindingly white room, listening intently to some eery theremin-laced music. At some pivotal moment in the plot – probably just after the unlikely hero has caused the central computer to destroy itself via the old infinite-loop ploy – we cut back to the scientists as the music takes a scary and frenetic turn. They frantically (but fruitlessly) scramble to save the system as sparks fly and styrofoam beams crash to the floor. Our hero, along with a scantily-clad future-babe, strides from the wreckage to face a braver, newer world.

But the freaky thing is those scientists are here and that music is playing!

Perhaps the term “tune-up” will start to apply in a very literal sense in the IT world.

Maybe the guys at Sheridan College can work this into the mix.


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I, for one …
Posted on 10.31.05 by Mr. Majestic @ 11:49 am

… welcome our new robotic overlords.

You’d have all been thinking it, so I just got it out of the way early.

Slashdot has an interesting post about a new book, written by an actual roboticist from Carnegie Mellon named Daniel H. Wilson. The books title?

How to Survive a Robot Uprising:
Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion.

Although the book is primarily a humorous look at one of Hollywood’s favorite fears, the text apparently includes “survival tips” gleaned from actual research and interviews with leading robotics researchers. Perhaps the future will be like John Boorman’s movie Zardoz, wherein a bikini-clad Sean Connery’s discovery of a “harmelss children’s book” becomes the catalyst for rebellion.

Asimov (book or movie) notwithstanding, the whole conceptual space is one that fascinates due to the philosophical bedrock on which it rests. The “power of creation” … and it’s consequences, intended or otherwise.

I’m curious to see whether or not the book recommends a “fight fire with fire” approach. But if you’d rather not wait around to find out, you can always begin construction of your combat robot now.

Personally, my favorite philospohical foray into the robotic future is A.I. From the disturbing questions raised at the “Flesh Fair” … to the tear-jerking finale … that film could fuel many a long debate. (That, and a few beers along the way.)

Interestingly, the author has begun his next book on a related subject … discussing prior eras’ un-realized vision of the future (our present). Tentatively entitled “Where’s My Jetpack?”, I hope that Mr. Wilson gives due credit to the boys in Daniel Amos for the inspiration.

Don’t know about you, but I still want a flying car.


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Rub-a-dub: DUB
Posted on 10.25.05 by Mr. Majestic @ 4:32 pm

Not a *whole* heckuva lot happening this week that gets my ‘blog-fingers twitching … but I did run across a very nice music site over the weekend where you can get some great full-length sample tracks from a good number of different Reggae artists.

Since that is a genre I enjoy – but have a hard time getting access to new material – this site was a really nice find. The cool thing is, there are plenty of other similar music sites out there … some oriented around a style of music, others created by indy bands themselves.

A nice dovetail to the a la carte TV discussion from last week.


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